Please Step Away From My Bag

I may be a bit obsessed with my Coach Op Art Sabrina handbag. This has to be one of my favourite bags. I don't like people to get too close. Anyone that gets too close is likely to get a dirty look from me. I pull my bag close when I am on the bus or subway. Today someone sat next to me with a coffee cup in her hand. I was trying to sleep, but my only thought was that if the coffee were to spill I would lose it.

I need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!